Managing Editor’s Blog #1: Problems with the printer

Armani Jackson, Managing Editor

Final copy editing: an editor’s worst nightmare. It wouldn’t be so bad if such a time of red ink and AP Style books took place during peak daylight and the bustle of student activity. But alas, Thursday night has come and we’re stuck alone in the coat closet sized office with nothing but harp covers and Broadway show tunes to keep us awake and sane. Seconds turn to minutes and minutes turn to hours as we hear the subtle sounds of facility workers cleaning up after the day’s festivities.

It’s creepy. It’s cold.

And the only thing keeping you from losing it entirely is the fact that there are always new ways to drink soda while simultaneously spinning in a swivel chair without experiencing a severe level of motion sickness. And yet here we are, typing away on an under-updated Mac making the slightest changes and correcting the oh so giant wrongs that everyone seemed to miss over two editing sessions ago. How do we continue to keep things interesting? We don’t have to. Technology has a way of ruining our lives and adding excitement when we seem to need it the most.  But, this time it wasn’t the Mac that shut down our overworked creative process; it was the printer from Hades.

What can be so wrong with something that simply uses electricity to shuffle out zeros and ones in a format humans can understand? Well in this case, absolutely everything. It was  past 11 p.m. and Grace and I had been editing since 5 p.m. By this point, we were at our wits end. Scroll after scroll, it only took the sweet sound of the purring motors to relieve us from this ungodly process. But, as history shows, nothing is as simple as a click of a button. Once, twice, three times it took to click print before the machine remembered that it had a problem internally.

“ALERT! ATTENTION!” it screamed.

Something was wrong and no one had the time nor the patience to fix it. A paper jam. Of course, right when we needed you most you let us down. How hard of a job was it to print black and white versions of 24 pages? It won’t tell us so we’ll never know. Multiple button pushes later, we were no where. No copies, no printer, no way we could leave yet. At least the printer was nice enough to tell us that it could provide us with instructions of how to fix the problem. Unfortunately, as the tech gods would foresee, those instructions had to be printed out. Printed on paper from the printer with which we’re arguing. We must of rudely awakened the great printing force. More button pushes and scattered parts and we were no farther along than previous attempts. We were done. Screw the newspaper, screw copy editing; we need sleep. Sleep is not what we got that night, at least not at first.

We removed part after part until the motors started running again. Alas! We hear it. The vibrations that can rip through a soul similar to a paper cut to skin. It was fixed. No one knew what or how we did it, all we knew was that we had a working printer. Cheers! That was enough for us. And tomorrow morning, when people walk in and see the hard copy of the newspaper, they’ll never truly understand the struggle experienced in that small journey from the paper tray to the table less than five feet apart. At least for now, we can thank the technical forces for whatever magic we’ve tricked ourselves into thinking they had.

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Armani Jackson

Co-Editor-in-Chief at The Puyallup Post
My name is Armani Jackson and I have the privilege to return as Co-Editor-in-chief for my second year working on the newspaper. Last year was an emotional roller coaster as I learned how to balance all my responsibilities but now I come back with an even stronger determination to serve the students here at Pierce. In June, I’ll be ecstatic as I walk on stage to accept my degree in Database Management, two certificates, one in Business Analysis and one in software development along with my high school diploma. I’m excited to deepen my relationships with those who I already have come to know, and cultivate new ones with those i have not yet has the pleasure of acquainting. I aspire to one day be a data-driven journalist, combining my two favorite yet oddly separated passions: IT and journalism. Here’s to the trials we’ve faced and the tribulations coming. I’m ready, are you?
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Armani Jackson

My name is Armani Jackson and I have the privilege to return as Co-Editor-in-chief for my second year working on the newspaper. Last year was an emotional roller coaster as I learned how to balance all my responsibilities but now I come back with an even stronger determination to serve the students here at Pierce. In June, I’ll be ecstatic as I walk on stage to accept my degree in Database Management, two certificates, one in Business Analysis and one in software development along with my high school diploma. I’m excited to deepen my relationships with those who I already have come to know, and cultivate new ones with those i have not yet has the pleasure of acquainting. I aspire to one day be a data-driven journalist, combining my two favorite yet oddly separated passions: IT and journalism. Here’s to the trials we’ve faced and the tribulations coming. I’m ready, are you?

Managing Editor’s Blog #1: Problems with the printer

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